Can we first get it out in the open that Jen has
had some work done? Boobage, possibly nose
and definitely the removal of her mega mole.
And I'm not the only one who thinks so...
Let's start with the losers. Date Tracker ready:
Josh - Richie Rich Like a Virgin; last week
he talked about how Jen needed - and I quote -
"a warrior and a lover." Coming from a virgin.
This week, he just talked and talked and talked
and talked. Poor Jen even commented how she
could not get a word in edgewise, and she couldn't
believe he didn't want to get to know her, just make
sure she got to know him. Smart girl for getting rid
of that one. Too cocky when he hasn't even used
it yet.
Keith aka Welder Man. He was too blue
collar and too nervous for her. He was just
insecure and talking about how he couldn't
be himself with her and then telling the guys
how he wasn't comfortable around her. And then
he wondered why she didn't keep him around
to get to know him better? Sheesh, worse than
a girl.
And now for the Rose Recipients of the Week:
Ben aka Pinhead - his head is still too
small. He loosened up a little bit with her.
Wendell - nice guy, don't have a
nickname for him yet. Just a straightforward,
level headed type. She definitely won't pick him
because there are no fireworks there - he's
like her brother, and I'm betting incest is out.
Ryan aka Teddy Bear - he's a cute, nice, easy-going guy. She likes him, they get along. Doesn't seem passionate or lusty, just friendly and comfortable. He'll be one of the final 3.
John Paul aka Gay Guy - Nothing at
all against gay men but he just seems so gay.
Then again, he is really playing his cards right,
not being pushy, not throwing himself at her
or thrusting his tongue in her mouth. A gentleman
and mature for his age (25). He'll stick around
another round but I don't think she'll get over
the age difference.
Fabrice aka Froggie - He's over. The
fact that he is still here is because the producers
insisted she keep him on for 1 more week so
they could again say "The Most Dramatic Rose
Ceremony EVER." Not only did he cry (he said
they were tears of happiness but on a first date?
Puh-leeze), he also hugged Jen tightly and she
was cringing and patting him awkwardly on the
back with eyes that screamed "get this freak
off of me!" Then he thrust his tongue down her
throat, practically making her gag. She couldn't
push him away fast enough. Then he had the
freak out session at the Rose Ceremony (the
MOST dramatic on EVER), pissed off that she
gave him the last rose. Hey, bucko, you got a
rose - the order doesn't matter. But to him,
evidently, it does. Nice how he dissed Jerry
the pretty boy really good when Jen stupidly
asked him for his thoughts on the other guys.
Like he's going to tell the truth. He's gone next show.
Jerry aka Pretty Boy - He is a hot guy and just this side of being a player. Shrewd may be the operative word. But I do think he likes her and she sure has the hots for him. The made out in a boat, and she definitely did not pull away. While there is major chemistry between them, I don't think they are couple material. He's just too damn pretty. And I think Ben and Ryan are more her type. But I could be wrong.
What do you think?
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