gearing up for the Bachelorette tonight.
this is my big vice right now. but I see
it as a way to bond with my girlfriends.
but we're all pretty much in agreement
that Jen isn't the most exciting bachelorette.
Neither was Meredith (the only season we
didn't run). She's sweet and some of us
(not me) did pick her as the one that
Andrew Firestone would pick, but she's
too nice.
Trista was a lot more fun, especially waiting
for the babytalk to start - because then we
could imitate her to our hearts content.
Our favorite bachelorettes and candidates
are the ones we can mock.
We're still just loving Tina Fabulous and agree
that she would make a fun bachelorette.
Or that crazy bitch Trish. She was fun!
But Jen - she's too nice, too sweet, too
goody goody.
Even Jen's diary sounds totally vanilla and
trite. Probably written by the show's
writers.
Well, we're tuning in regardless. She must
get rid of Stu the Stalker but chances are,
they producers are going to encourage
keeping him around a little longer to create
"tension."
And I hope she talks to Ryan, the 34 year old
(black) attorney just to prove to us that he
is not the token minority.
Are you watching the Date Tracker? You're not a true fan
unless you keep track of them dates.
Who will get the axe? Will this be "the most
exciting rose ceremony ever?" And will we be
able to count down to realize that "gentlemen, this
is the final rose"? Tune in later this week for
an opinionated update.
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