Been on the road so couldn't post sooner.
Watched the Bachelorette with a girlfriend -
the only way to see the show. When we can't
watch together, we watch and discuss on the phone
during commercials. Am I sounding lame, or what?
Let's talk about the guys who are gone:
AW - Bug Eyes, no surprise there
Jason - otherwise known as the Virgin Motivational Speaker from Texas - I liked him - nice looking guy but hey, he didn't have to announce his virginhood.
Mark - I don't like his look but was impressed in the 1st episode when he was the only person to take action when that guy fainted (he ran and got a bottle of water) - but while I was out of the room for a moment, I heard that he gave Jen an angel or something then made reference to his dead mother having another like it. Note to Mark: Don't bring up dead mom's on the first date.
Matt - Firefighter from Staten Island. Hey, he's not Ryan. Bye-Bye.
Michael - aka Shrek. Looking at the closing credits, I was stunned to see how built this guy was. Yowza! But he was a little...big.
Ryan - Token Minority. What a nice looking black man - and so normal. No wonder she didn't want to have anything to do with him - no drama.
Stu the Stalker - need I say more?
Now for the keepers to date:
Ben from Aspen - aka Pinhead. His head is so small I can squish it.
Francoise the French Guy - ai yi yi - what is she thinking? He is such a wimpy weasle.
Jerry the Pretty Boy - yeah, I'd make out with a guy like that if I were 19 and getting into a bar with a fake idea, drinking sloe gin fizzes and dressed up like a Madonna wannabe. Wait a minute - I did make out with a guy like that when I was 19...
Jean Paul or John Jack or whatever his name is. I think he is a closeted gay but in denial. Just my opinion.
Josh The Lover and Warrior. Wait, isn't he the other virgin? He's the one I think looks like Richie Rich.
Keith Welder Man - totally not, dude.
Ryan - okay, he is like a teddy bear but totally without a personality that is standing out at the moment so not much to say here.
Wendell - he has that Chicago connection and seems grownup. Not a lot of sparks flying but hey, he might have something hiding up his sleeve.
I think she is going to pick Jerry - you heard it here first!
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