10 Signs That You Are Tired of Being a Woman

10. You stop shaving legs, armpits and nether regions because, well, who cares?

9. Coloring your hair to get rid of the grays has become more of a philosophical debate than an actual act.

8. You throw your Victorias Secret items into the washing machine. And dryer.

7. Tweezing eyebrows and moustache seems like a ridiculous exercise in futility.

6. Matching Old Navy velour sweats are your idea of dressing up.

5. You can no longer tell the difference between your brain on coffee or your brain on hormone supplements.

4. Manicures and pedicures are strange acts performed by other women but definitely not you.

3. The one item you never leave home without is...a scrunchie.

2. You call yourself a feminist then can't think of one single woman's issue to discuss. Ummm....

1. You're sick and tired of perimenopausal forgetfulness that made you forget what your #1 Sign was going to be...