you know you're 40-something when...

1.The vodka in that martini stops tasting like rubbing alcohol and actually tastes damn good.

2.Having a memory is a nostalgic thing. You no longer have a reliable one but you remember a long time ago when you had a good one.

3.Menopause ceases to be a foreign word about a totally irrelevant experience that won't be happening in your lifetime.

4.Yoga is the new Sex.

5.You no longer pick your wine based on entree but instead pick your wine based on whine.

6.You actually start believing that skincare products can reduce fine lines and replenish your skin's elasticity.

7.You're finally ready to have a baby after devoting much time and energy to your career, and your ovaries or uterus are putting up a fit.

8.You and your girlfriends are wondering if 40-something is the new 30-something. (wink to Tery on this one)

Comments

[pregnancy timeline]

I certainly agree with those. At least you didn't mention grey hair.

[Round and Brown]

I certainly agree with those. At least you didn't mention grey hair.